[Note those projects designated (*) are in receipt of a research grant from the Dean's Private Fund for Very Important Research]
Name & Position |
Research Area
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Chris Colby
Dean of Science Professor of Evolutionary Biology. |
Genetic drift of _saccharomyces_ sp. in starch-rich cultures(*) | |
James A. (Chris) Acker
Professor of Hypothetical Geophysics. J. Harlan Bretz Chair of Unlikely Geophysical Scenarios U of E Swimming Coach |
Laminar Flood Theory. | |
Elmer (Chris) Bataitis Haeckelian Professor of Audio-Visual Studies. Walter Bauersfield Memorial Planetarium Theater projectionist. |
Morphology of macroscopic deformation features at ICR Impact sites | |
Sue (Chris) Bishop Professor of Equine Evolution. Faculty Provost Marshal |
.Net Law | |
Seth J. (Chris) Bradley Professor of Comparative Anthropoidology. William Smith Chair of Pub Statigraphy. |
The evolution of continual estrus and its effects on human behavior(*). | |
Keith (Chris) "Justified And Ancient" Cochran Professor of Religious Studies. Chair University Sexual Discrimination Committee. |
Applied interspecific lateral transfer of feline behavioral characteristics - "look what the cat dragged in" syndrome. | |
Dick (Chris) Craven, Professor of Modern Humor from the ICR. |
The relationship between alcohol consumption and understanding the 2nd law of thermodynamics and entropy.* | |
Ian B. (Chris) Crosby, Zy. D. Zymurgis Doctor & Professor Department of Positivism and Negativism |
The pros and cons of walternative medicine: a new approach to the treatment of anencephaly. | |
Dan (Chris) Day Professor of Interactive Geology. |
GeoQuest(tm) - The Electronic Game. Fight verbal battles with the Arch- Lawyer Johnson in the Courtroom of Ignorance; avoid being Gished in the Transitional Form Infinite Regression Trap; save Darwin from the clutches of the Evil ICR. A fun game for all the family. |
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(Chris) DeadDog Hadian Professor of Abiogenesis |
The mystifying omission of abiogenesis from the general theory of evolution | |
Ben T. (Chris) Dehner Professor of Uniformitarian Astrophysics |
[Has not supplied research topic - Admin] | |
Rob (Chris) Derrick Professor mu-meritus of Taoism and TAEism |
Investigations into the simple question "why?". Followed by the more problematic "Why not?" | |
Peter (Chris) Drake Professor of the Golden Parentheses |
Finding Dmitri Kuznetsov and making him answer for his crimes against Science. | |
Wes (Chris) Elsberry Professor of Non-Invasive Lexicography Samuel Johnson Chair of Jargon |
Redefining the upper limits of harmless drudgery | |
Alan (Chris) Feuerbacher Adjunct Professor of Actual Catasrophism. |
[Has not supplied research topic-Admin] | |
Paul J. (Chris) Gans Janitorial Professor of Medieval Thermodynamics |
A thermodynamic yankee in the court of King Arthur* | |
David Iain (Chris) Greig Vice-Dean, University Computing Services Holden Professor of Magnetism and Morality Depts. of Biochemistry and Philosophy (x-appt'd) |
Great alcoholic philiosophers of the 19th and 20th century - a biomedical analysis of their inspiration* | |
Robert (not-Chris) Grumbine Adjoint Professor of Mathematics Assistant to Chairthing of Book Taxonomy Paleoprofessor of Hypothetical Climatology |
Quantum Celestial Mechanics Oceanography and Glaciology of Vacuums |
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Edward (Chris) Hackett Professor of Paleoapathy L. Ron Hubbard Chair of Dianetics |
Some Kind of Brachiopod: An Irreproducible Univariate Statistical Analysis | |
Bill (Chris) Hamilton Professor of Vehicular Evolution |
Predatory vehicular dynamics, chance or design? | |
Josh (Chris) Hayes Professor of Moderation |
Moderation of scientific, biological evolution | |
Chris Heiny Professor of Bizarre Theories Offther-Hocking Chair of Lunar Influences |
Ark Simulation: Optimal packing of cats/dogs/people in one structure. | |
Brian (Chris) Henderson Professor of Meaningless Calculations |
[Has not supplied research topic - Admin] | |
Melanie (Chris Chris) Hohertz Redundant Professor of Redundancy. |
(on sabbatical) | |
Chris Ho-Stuart Professor of Creative Proof Theory |
a) Mutation of the Goedel Meme b) Evilutionist Internethics |
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Maddi (Chris) Hausmann Sojourner Professor of Thermohydrodynamics Revolving Chair of Humor Moderation Highchair of Indterdisciplinary Studies |
Benificial affects of aerating median sized water bodies at close to body temperature.* | |
Kathleen (Chris) Hunt Professor of Zoology |
Transitional Transitions | |
Herb (Chris) Huston Professor of Primatology Gould Chair of Scientific Writing. |
Exhaustive concordance for the complete works of S.J. (Chris) Gould | |
Tim (Chris) Ikeda Professor of Botany |
The affects of alcohol consumption on "Stinky Enteric Bacteria"* | |
Mark (Chr-) Isaak Professor of Computational Entomology Carey Chair of Inflatable Geological Theory |
The Once Hollow Earth Theory | |
William H. (Chris) Jefferys Professor of Astrology and Lunacy |
Statements on moondust thickness as an inverse measure of intelligence | |
Paul (Chris) Keck Professer of Media Representation |
Polyphase Expression in the Visual Media | |
Dave (Chris) Knapp Professor of Big, Big, Bangs. |
Things that happened long, long ago in galaxies far, far away. | |
Koko (Kris) Gorilla Professor of Linguistics Garfield Chair of Feline Companionship |
Translation of the complete works of Charles (Chris) Darwin to ASL | |
Peter (Chris) Lamb, HBC Professor & Von Daniken Chair of Special Theories |
Novel theories and their equally novel logic | |
James J. (Bruce) Lippard Professor of Philosophy |
Name disambiguation among homogeneous groups in acade. | |
Andrew (Chris) MacRae Professor of Tiny Dead Things |
Dinoflagellates: were they around in the Paleozoic, or were they hiding out? | |
James (Chris) Meritt, HBC Professor Emeritus of Invective and Sarcasm |
Investigation into maximum length of posting capable of being handled by the UseNet. (joint project) | |
Alan (Crunchy Chris) Morgan Professor of Evo-Nazism Assistant Head of Light Entertainment |
Mindless Sadism and its Effect on the Mime Population. | |
Scott H. (Chris) Mullins Professor of Platypodiatry |
The evolution of hammertoe in monotremes - A link to our egg-laying past? | |
R. Edward (Chris) Nather Professor of Astroenterology |
The discovery and analysis of Satanic messages obtained by playing the fossil record backwards. | |
Chris Nedin Professor of Palaeopathology Gish Chair of Palaeontology |
Studying the fragmentary remains of the Cambrian Explosion in an attempt to find those responsible. | |
Philip (Chris) Nicholls Professor of Aquatic Anthropology Institute for Hydrohominoid Studies |
[Has not supplied research topic - Admin] | |
Andy (Not-Chris) Peters Professor of Sex Xaviera Hollander Chair of Sex, Parasites and Other Naughty Bits |
Synergistic effects of mutation, beer, parasites, beer, abiotic factors, and beer in maintaining sexual reproduction.* | |
Dr (Chris) Pepper Professor of Persistent Questions |
Searching for the Theory of Creationism | |
Neill (Chris) Reid Pot Black Professor of Celestial Mechanics |
Hurricane Huggins as a model for Velikovskian interactions - with and without sobriety tests | |
Warren (Kris) vonRoeschlaub Professor of Mathematical Theology |
Analysis of Ice Cores from Ste Jovite, Canada. | |
Mickey "Chris" Rowe Raving Professor of Pedantry Archdeacon of the Order of the Holy Gecko |
No topic too small: The origin and evolutionary advantage of panchromatism in a monochromatic world. |
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Bruce (Chris) Salem Professor of EE (Engineering Evolution) |
[Has not supplied research topic - Admin] | |
Tero (Chris) Sand Professor of Information Transfer Technology |
Spreading the word via quantum mechanics | |
Steve (Chris) Schaffner Professor of Quantum Literature |
"Virgil's _Georgics_ and the Classical Theory of Fields." | |
Michael F. X. (Xris) Siemon Theomaniac Professor of Evolutionary Patristics University Chaplain |
a) Evolution of Scripture b) Mutation and Flamage in Patristic Literature |
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Bowen (Chris) Simmons Professor of Punctuated Darwinism |
[has not supplied research topic - admin] | |
Roscoe (Chris) Sincero Professor of Creative Non-Sequitur Engineering Thomas Barnes Chair of Philosophy |
Analytical Modelling of Rectum Tunneling Effect on the Creationist Mind and Its Effect
on the Second Law Second Law Efficiency of Nostril Mining and Digging In Relation to Creationist Thought Processes |
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Chris Stassen Professor of Geology |
Finding a cure for C14 decay | |
Tom (Chris) Swanson Professor of Darwin Physics Larson Memorial Chair of Creative Drawing |
[Has not supplied research topic - Admin] | |
Tim J. (Chris) Thompson, HBC Professor of Planetary Atmospherics Ginenthal Chair of Planetary Physics |
Unconventional theories on the Venusian atmosphere - so much hot air? | |
Wayne (Chris) Throop, HBC Emeritus Professor of Biomechanics |
Currently pursuing research at the Holden Memorial Institute for the Hopelessly Uniformitarian | |
Richard (Chris) Trott Meritorious Professor of Musical Composition Spinal Tap Chair of Music |
Alcohol induced, melodious social intercourse(*). | |
Brett J. (Chris) Vickers Professor of Evolutionary Archivology. |
Automated information transfer via electronic means - enhancing and expanding leisure time* | |
Seanna (Chris) Watson Professor of Very Large Scale Evolution Joint Registrar |
Selective breeding to produce a smaller, noisier type of of Homo Sapiens (joint project) | |
Steve (Chris) Watson Professor of Object-Oriented Evolution Associate Professer of Geology Joint Registrar |
Selective breeding to produce a smaller, noisier type of of Homo Sapiens (joint project) | |
Doug (Chris) Weller Professor of Cult Archaeology. |
The study of Cracked Pots | |
Matthew (Moshe) Wiener Professor of Hebrewmatics |
Fire and Brimstone Department | |
Chris Woodward, M.A. Professor of Paleopsychology Anheuser-Busch Chair of Floating Beer Canopy Theories |
Evocation of responses through visual stimulation of the ocular pathways of australopithecus cranial bones. |
Name & Position |
Research Area
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Michael (Chris) Agney Associate Professor of Computer Hemipterology. |
Global distribution of araneomorph constructions |
Chriswell Ashlock Associate Professor of Mathematical Modeling. Exxon Chair of Flamethrower Maintainence. |
Mathematical modeling of the optimum calorific value to singe ratio for flames |
Bruce (Chris) Baugh Associate Professor, Dept of Quantum Orbital Dynamics and Nondeterministic Astronomy |
Baugh Quantum Orbital Dynamics |
Paul (Chris) Blake Associate Professor of Sin |
Do high sin fields slow down the speed of light? |
Katie (Chrissie) Birtwell, Esq. A.B., C.D., E.F. Associate Professor of Trilobites, Chiggerbites, and Mosquitoes; Director of K-T Events Department of Moderately Weird Wonders |
Investigation into whether Hallucigenia whirled endlessly like dervishes, thus obviating the need for top and bottom |
Chris Carrell Last Thursday's Associate Professor of Protein Structure and Increased Entropy. |
Structures of Bullfrog actin vs. Gish actin and chicken egg lysozyme |
Steve (Chris) Carlip Associate Professor of Quantum Gravity. |
Quantum cosmological initial conditions for the formation of alcohol: the decoherence function approach* |
Jason (Chris) Christian Associate Professor of Potatoe Peeling and Family Values. Vice Commodore U of E Yacht Club. |
[Has not supplied research topic - Admin] |
Ken (Chris) Cox Associate Professor & Omphalos Chair of Navel Studies. |
Exploring the central tenets of Omphalos theory Office Hours: Last Tuesday |
Richard (Chris) Daniel Associate Professor of Vector Analysis. Chauffeur to the Dean. |
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Gail (Chris) Davis Associate Professor, Dept of Public School Curriculum Development and Indoctrination. Folden Chair of Cross-gender Identity Studies. |
Scientific Babelism and Linguistic Creationism. |
L. (Chris) Davis Associate Professor of General Education. Chairperson of Faculty Teaching Committee. |
Assessing Effects of Interlocutary Intrusion into SCORCH* Space (*Scientific Creationism Overwhelmingly Refuted, Causing Heat) |
Robert P. J. (Chris) Day Associate Professor of Radiometrics. Setterfield Chair of Decay Measurement. |
Alcohol consumption as a factor in C-decay rate fluctuations* |
Clark (Chris) Dorman Associate Professor of Beerevolution Studies. |
Evolution of Neural Structures Involved in Chosing Beer*. |
Brendan (Chris) Dunn Associate Professor of Cartography and Observational History. |
Investigation into disappearance of 450 sq. mile island from Lake Superior in the first half of the eighteenth century. |
Glenn (Chris) Durden Associate Professor of Creation Research |
Positive Motivational Self Convincing Reality |
Paul D. (Chris) Farrar Associate Professor of Oceanography. Canute Chair of Physical Oceanography. |
The dynamics of sexual reproduction as a factor in beach erosion* |
Steven (Chris) Fisher Associate Professor of Naval Architecture |
Ark design & construction - the stability versus carring capacity trade-off |
Linda (Christine) Fortney Associate Professor Comfy Chair of Quantum Library Science |
Origin of THE Book: Evolution, Divine Creation, or just plain plagiarism |
Jim (Chris) Foley Associate Professor of Omphalic Envy. Department of Anthropology |
Primitive hominids (Australopithecus creationistii) |
Stan (Chris) Friesen Associate Professor of Religion and Science. |
Science-friendy religion |
Peter (Chris) Fromm Assistant Professor of Velikovskian Authentic Ignorance. (AI) |
Furry Logic or Neural Nuts? An application of the Turing Test. |
Brandon Michael Andrew (Chris) Gorte Associate Professor of Morrisic Geology. Gue Chair of Flood/Brain Geology. |
The Similarities Between Grand Canyon Gue and Karl's Brain. |
Karl Hahn Associate Professor of Just-So Stories |
[Has not supplied research topic - Admin] |
A. Grace Haliburton Assistant to Assistant to Chairthing of Book Taxonomy Assistant to Lecturer on Calculi and Lithography Associate Professor of Remedial Science for Creationists Associate Professor of Future Evolution Assistant Professor of Musical Paleontology Lecturer on Instrumental Neuroscience |
The Linguistics of Mathematics: Mathematicians Do Not Use Language As We Know It. The evolution of the neurosystems of clarinets and trombones by examining fossil records. |
Victoria Mary (Chris) Haliburton Lecturer in numerology, calculi*, lithography**; Practitioner in Education*** *small rocks, **big rocks with pictures, *** as opposed to professor or preacher. |
Applied Time Travel (BSc. 1972, BA 1991, BA Hons. 1991, MA 1976) |
Larry (Chris) Henling Associate Professor of K12 Education. |
[Has not supplied research topic - Admin] |
Wade Hines Associate Professor of Disorder and Creative Spelling |
Origins and evolution of the spelling of potatoe. |
Steve C. (Chris) Jaume Associate Professor of Pan-Dimentional Seismology. |
A time variant trace equalized finite difference migration map of Pete's Wicked Ale (tm) in southeastern New York state, USA(*) |
Micheal (Chris) Keane, Associate Professor of Psychogravitational Analysis Wooden Chair of Gravitational Morality. |
The moral implications of the theory of gravity, or Delta m = - g x Delta t + C. (m = morality, g = gravity, t = time, C = Universal Morality Constant) |
Thomas (Kris) Kettenring |
(on sabbatical) |
Karl (Kris) Kluge |
(on sabbatical) |
Jon (Chris) Livesey |
(on sabbatical) |
Jim (Chris) Loats Assistant Professor of Cruelty to Bacteria Chair, Ethics in Experimentation Committee. |
Evolving a faster swimming bacteria |
Chris Lyman Associate Professor of Philosophical Theology. |
The extraction and dissemination of meaning from the universe |
Tom (Chris) Marlowe Associate Professor of Confuser Science. Liptons Chair of Stimulant Infusion Research. |
Efficient genetic algorithms for constructing Facetious posts (Obvius verbosus ssp.) |
Craig (Chris) Morton Associate Professor of Protein Chemistry. |
Protein chemistry and NMR spectroscopy as applied to Guinness manufacture.* |
Robert (Chris) Parson Associate Professor of Gas-Phase Physical Chemistry & Catholic Theology. M.A.C. Hinton Chair of Eoanthropology. |
Minimum escape velocity of Ozone and CFC's from t.o. Pliocene Hominids of Northwestern Europe. |
Mark (Chris) Patterson Associate Professor of Glaciology. |
The impact of glaciation on geography and the subsequent distribution of single malt scotch production* |
Steve "Chris" Price Assistant Professor of Computational Aesthetics. Amish Chair of Electrical Engineering. |
AlcohArt: The expression of CH3CH2OH in water colors. 1994 - the Amber Period: Its inspiration and cultural influence in brewing methodology.* |
?(Chris) Rice |
(on sabbatical) |
Tom (Capt. Chris) Scharle Associate Professor of Equine Oral Cavity Logic. Captain, University Cavalry Regiment. Polo Coach. |
Determination of Equine Dentition from First Principles. |
Jamie (Chris) Schrumpf Associate Professor of Monrovian Communication |
Random beneficial mutations of yeast pitched over radioactive wort and their effects on fermentation time and final specific gravity* |
Eric (Chris) Shafto |
[Has not supplied research topic - Admin] |
Ken (Chris) Smith Associate Professor of Theological Mathematics. |
Mathematical illogic behind fundamentalist creationist mathematical logic |
Andrew (Chris) Solovay |
(on sabbatical) |
Simon E. (Chris) Spero Associate Professor of Information Technology. |
(on sabbatical) |
Julie (Chris) Stahlhut Associate Professor of Entomology. Lewis Carroll Laboratory of Larval Insect Behavioral Neurochemistry |
[Has not supplied research topic - Admin] |
John Tant Associate Professor of Statistical Obfuscation |
Governmental budgeting processes and alpha-numeric prevarications |
Lloyd "Chris" Verhage Associate Professor and Charles K. Johnson Chair of Flat Earth Studies |
Abiogensis in the brewing of beer.* |
Ethan (Chris) Vishniac Associate Professor of Astrophysiology. G.G. Simpson Heritable Chair of Evilution |
Cosmetology and Large Scale Stricture in the Universe. |
Peter W. (Chris) Walker Associate Professor of Astronomy. |
Cosmology, Dark Matter, Superluminal Quasar Ejecta as they pertain to Velikovsky-baiting. |
John (Chris) Wilkins Associate Professor in Recent Runes. |
Cryptofiatic Mythopoeism and the Evolution of Conspiracy Theory |
David (Chris) Wright Associate Professor of Computer Science Babe Ruth Chair of Designated Hitting |
Computing paths of line drives off creationist pitches, .400 hitting. |
Name & Position |
Research Area
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Joel (Eochris) Hanes Houseman Scholar of Experimental Apologetics |
"Justifying God's Ways to Man: A Quantitative Assessment of the Relative Efficacy of Fermented Barley Malt and the Works of John Milton"* |
Larry (Proto-Chris) Moran |
Predictions of the Scientific Theory of Creationism As Revealed in the Book of Revelation. |
Corey (Proto-Chris) Morgan |
Monte Carlo simulations of southern schools teaching of the "science" of creation in public schools: implications through `random walk' simulations. |
Dale (Proto-Kryss) Skiba Department of Hystery of Science and Religion |
Hyperbolic Dictatorial Banal Theological Exegesis Divulgence working on Thesis -- Rabbit FAQ section. |
Rebecca Lynn (PreChris) Johnson |
Postcolonial Theories of Isostatic Encephalization |
Roger M (Proto-Chris) Wilcox |
Dark Sucker Theory |
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